When someone says they don’t like sour patch kids

When my ex tells me that he misses me

WHEN I REALIZE ST PATRICKS DAY IS COMING UP

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: Would also like to see a version with Tarder Sauce avoiding photos of flowers on Facebook. 
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theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: Would also like to see a version with Tarder Sauce avoiding photos of flowers on Facebook. 

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purepanther:

i have a vagina and i will watch sports with you 

what more do you want

(via shanna-elizabeth)

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope’s Favorite Things: Tarder Sauce Mug. First person to send me one gets 1,000,000 free Internets. Heck I’ll even throw in cyber session on AOL Instant Messenger.

OMG Where can I find this? NEED. 

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope’s Favorite Things: Tarder Sauce Mug. First person to send me one gets 1,000,000 free Internets. Heck I’ll even throw in cyber session on AOL Instant Messenger.

OMG Where can I find this? NEED. 

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEYRE DONE WITH ALL THEIR FINALS ALREADY

howdoiputthisgently:

I’M LIKE: