When someone says they don't like sour patch kids
When my ex tells me that he misses me
WHEN I REALIZE ST PATRICKS DAY IS COMING UP
purepanther: i have a vagina and i will watch sports with you what more do you want
WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEYRE DONE WITH ALL THEIR...
howdoiputthisgently: I’M LIKE:
WHEN IT TAKES SOME WORK TO LOOK THIS GOOD
mycroft: the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
I’m getting better at handling my drink. I put them in a glass now.– Jokes - uPick submission Submit your own here! (via collegehumor)
School has started again…. this is going to be a busy semester.
WHEN I COME HOME FROM THE BAR
collegiatehotmess: the hope however it’s usually much closer to
This weekend I need to get 50 Shades of drunk.
Close up of Kupchak during the Thunder vs. Lakers...